Saturday, 3 April 2010

Rather Racist Observations aboot Canadians



















  • They do say 'eh?' a lot, but they'll deny saying it if you call them up on it.

  • They really do hate Americans (although they're probably just jealous they're not taken more seriously as a country).

  • They think the English accent is 'funny', even though we invented the language.

  • They think peanut butter must feature in at least 2 of their meals every day.

  • They don't really care about politics (national or international).

  • They're very courteous, but when someone isn't courteous back they go mental.

  • They're very patriotic (again, probably just self-conscious that they're not taken seriously as a country).

  • They're very friendly and non-violent people, although their favourite past time is the most aggressive and violent sport on the planet, Ice Hockey.

  • They think they're big drinkers, but Australia could probably shit all over them in a drinking contest.

  • They travel domestically a lot, but rarely travel to foreign countries.

  • They inherently love Avril Lavigne and Bryan Adams for some unknown reason.

  • Not all of them wear those red jackets and ride around on horses.

  • They have acid for blood.

  • I must say, this is only based on about 2/3 people, but I think this is a fair representation.

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