Rather Racist Observations about Australians (in Canada)

They're drunk 97% of the time.

They have little/no work ethic.

They sincerely believe Vegemite is better than Marmite.

Their vocal chords use a different frequency to normal people, allowing their voices to be 30% louder.

They seem to be proud that most of Australia's ancestors were exiled British ex-cons (or 'Bad-ass Brits' as they like to call them).

They think the aim of a night out is to puke on something.

They all love Hilltop Hoods.

They don't give a crap. About anything.

They have acid for blood.

And oh yeah, irony is completely lost on them.

This is based on quite a large representation as most of Banff are Australian.